I don't do mornings...

"I don't do mornings. I drink black coffee because I can't make the regular one. I'm very, very irregular about my laundry. I don't know any roads other than the ones that go to my campus and the library and back. I eat out of food packets. I love my major and I have unrealistic plans about my future even though I don't know what I'm going to do the next day. I hate birds calling, especially in the morning. Did I mention that I don't do mornings? I'm scared of horror movies. I detest rock music. I spend an insane amount of time alternating between my laptop and my books. I like cats better than dogs. I love football, and I understand it better than most guys, and if you can't handle that... I like pineapple on my pizzas and I don't eat meat. I pray a lot, sometimes even loudly. I talk to myself, all the time. So much so that people stare. I talk a lot, in general. But I'm very shy. I drink like a fish. I don't get drunk. I will not hesitate to kill you if you smoke, ever. When I'm watching Grey's, you will cease to exist. I eat cereal without milk. I become unreasonable when I get migraine. I hate macaroons and dead fishes. I tend to go mad if it doesn't rain regularly. I hate roses. I like carnations. There is nothing, nothing in me that is even remotely like you. How the hell do you think that this is going to work?"

He looked at me and laughed, "Oh, its going to work," he said.

Comments

  1. ok. i got to know some nice, important facts about you, that is if the above said things are true.

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  2. Ha ha! Not all, Soham, not all. But I guess some of its close. Thanks, for following my blog :)

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  3. Wow!!!!!We have so much in common...wait, lemme guess...we are married right? Lolz! I love it & I love you.

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  4. 4 reasons why i simply love this :

    I have unrealistic plans about my future even though I don't know what I'm going to do the next day.

    I love football, and I understand it better than most guys, and if you can't handle that..

    I talk to myself, all the time

    He looked at me and laughed, "Oh, its going to work," he said.

    <3 <3 <3

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