Paul, the Oracle Paul

John Dykes: Welcome and good evening! The FIFA World Cup South Africa 2010 is coming to and end tonight. Spain and Holland will battle for the cup tonight, after the spectacular Closing Cermony at Johannesburg. I'm here with our experts Shebby, hello. And Steve. Good evening Steve! And of course our special guest, err, Paul! *points to orange octopus in tank*
So, Shebby, what do you think of tonight's Dutch formation?


Shebby: Um, a 4-3-1-2 is always a dicey formation. Even though I must say they have seen success with it before.


Steve: Yes, I mean it did go against Loew and his boys the other night. But the match against Uruguay, what a splendid performance!


John Dykes: And Paul? What do you have to add to this?


Paul: glub glub


John Dykes: Very well then! That said, we'll take a short break and then we'll join you for the first half of the FIFA World Cup 2010 finals with John Helm, the commentator. Don't forget to tune in to the scintillating First Half Analysis on ESPN at half-time with Shebby, Steve and Paul. This is John Dykes on ESPN...

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