We are like this only

Large group of police cadets patrolling in front of the MRT...
P: See S, I'm so glad we decided to step outside for dinner.
A: Why? You like one of them? *nodding her head in their direction*
S: *without looking up from her cell phone* She likes all of them.


***
On the way back from CNY holiday in the tropical mangrove forests...
N: You know what the highlight of the trip was?
P: What?
N: Those three hot, shirtless Spanish guys we passed on bicycles.
P: Let me get this straight. S took us to a magical, tropical island with mangrove swamps and coral beaches on a freaking ferry-boat. We hiked for fifteen kilometers and had the most amazing lunch. And you think three hot, shirtless Spanish guys whizzing past you on their bicycles was the highlight of the trip?
N: *pauses to think for a second* Yeah.
S: *rolls eyes*
N: I wish we could meet another of them though...
Lady at the jetty: I need three volunteers to accompany this gentleman on the ferry boat.
N: Yeah! Wish granted!


***
On the ferry boat to Singapore...
S, tall as she is, clambers on first. Then helps N on as well.
P: N, give me your hand. I can't get on to this damn thing on my own.
N: *very audibly* Oh I'm sorry P, I can't. I'm on the phone with my mom...
Interesting gentleman: May I?
P: Yeah sure, why not? *rolls eyes at N, and then grins*
N: S! What are you doing? Quick, take a picture of P and me and make sure he comes in the background!


***
On the steps next to the famous blue bridge...
S: You think we should go back in again soon?
P: *lazily* Yeah. Just a couple more minutes.
S: I'm curious. Why did you turn down that guy who asked us for drinks?
P: Because S, I was in no mood to pay fifty bucks for vodka-coke.
S: Silly, he was offering to buy us. We wouldn't have to pay...
P: Oh.
*looking contemplatively into the deep waters of the river*
P: Well then, he should have done a better job at asking us, shouldn't he?
S: Yeah. *incredulously* That's no way to ask a couple of nice girls like us for drinks...
P: Yeah. *yawns* Lets go back inside.


***
At home, with nothing better to do...
S: When I get married...
P: Wait, did you just say that?
S: Ssh, listen to me! When I get married. Its going to be this beautiful, Christian wedding. On an exotic beach, in Tahiti! At sunset, with me in a pretty, white dress and my handsome fiance in a black tuxedo and all of you as my bridesmaids...
P: Dude, I think you should have your honeymoon at Tahiti, not your wedding.
S: *snaps back* Well, then, I'll have both.
P: Plus, why on earth are you going to have a Christian wedding?
S: I'll be marrying a foreigner won't I? He's going to be a Christian...
P: Oh. Okay.


***
On facebook chat...
P: N, wanna hear a socio-political joke? What did Hu Jintao say to Obama while on his visit to Washington D.C.? 
N: What?
P: 'Hu's your daddy?' bwahahahahaha, isn't that funny?
N: Yeah. But if I were Obama, I would probably reply 'Come to mama'...
P: Mama needs her sugar?
N: No. No. Mama needs her dark chocolate...


***
A Thursday morning after several cups of coffee...
L: Do you know what happens to girls who leave before ladies' night starts to come back home and study?
P: No...
L: They miss out on European male models who go into the club and start stripping.
P: WHAT? You mean those guys that were buying us drinks before I left?
L: Yes. You should have seen them once they were inside...they went wild!
P: Damn! I can't believe I missed that.


***
S: *looking incredulously at N and P* Both of you have gone mad!
N: We are like this only...